Just start making shit up.
That’s what Jeff did today. He decided to go a bender (for two days and counting) and after our morning fight (in which I leveled no accusation that wasn’t the God’s honest truth) he left me a message stating that maybe I should explain why I have been seen going into a known pot seller’s house on The West Side of the Capitol City and while he really didn’t take me for a pot smoker he still wanted to know what did I have to say about that.
Didn’t feel the need to say anything to defend myself against a baseless and ridiculous accustation. His source needs to get his story straight as the house I frequent every other weekend (and sometimes not) on The West Side of the Capitol City sits next to the drug dealer’s house because Cam’s parents have told me said neighbors are drug dealers.
I can you that I felt extremely hurt and a fury that made me wish I had indeed had a baseball bat the evening before when I picked up Nate from his drunk father, who drove drunk when he picked my son up at school, so that I may have caved his head in with said bat and since he now doesn’t have a friend in the world, he wouldn’t have been found for many, many days. Perhaps weeks, or even months.
Call me drunk, if you’d like, and attempt to bitch about money and what a better parent you are, and how much you deserve your money back, and about Nate’s lost cellphone (which I believe to be in his possession), blah, blah, fuckin’ blah, but do not level an accusation which is completely without merit and such complete and utter horseshit that I wish to cave your head in with a baseball bat.
As I told Owner’s Wife this morning, “He said he didn’t want to burn bridges with me. Well, he started the fire. ” She responded, “Hell, the whole damn thing is going up in flames!”
Five alarm, my people, five alarm. There aren’t enough cuss words nor any bad enough to describe my feelings. Lucky for him he’s too chickenshit to come to my house. I may not have a baseball bat but I do have a two-by-four with his name written all over it.