Wait. I Have a Date?

April 29, 2008 at 10:12 pm (Nate, Relationships)

With, like, a real live guy, who is cute and funny and single? Yeah, I kinda do. Or do I? Well, see, he works at my local convenience store in addition to helping his Mom run a local hotel and having his own business.  He has an amazing personality and cracks me up everytime I’m in there. He does a spot-on imitation of a stereotypical Indian convenience store purveyor, which I guess is okay, considering he’s of Indian descent and obviously enjoys poking fun at his own. Once I saw his last name, I was very familiar with it as a fairly influential local family.

I found out more about him today. When Nate and I went into the store, Nick was there, but in dress clothes instead of his normal convenience store attire. I was most appreciative and let him know. In return, he came around the counter and put his arm around me. Hmmmmm… He and Nate were teasing back and forth, and of course my yard ape darling son doesn’t know when to stop so I had to stop him and practically carry him out of the store.

I wasn’t very happy about that. Its not everyday that a really cute, funny, single, hot, ambitious (young?) guy makes an effort to chat me up, especially looking and smelling that good! I jerked a knot in Nate’s ass and tightened it all the way to the grocery store.  As Nate and I are standing in the frozen food section (because Momma’s brought home the bacon, but Sara Lee can fry it up), I notice Nick at the end of the aisle. He stops and looks at me and smiles, asking if I’m following him. I pointed out that Nate and I had left before he did and maybe he’s following me.

We start chatting again and Nate starts his, “Hey, you’re paying attention to my Mom and that makes me jealous” scenario until he suddenly decides that knot in his ass still hurts and maybe he should, you know, calm the hell down and find something else to occupy his time. This is when I find out that Nick has been in the Marine Corp, is a certified sous chef, and actually worked with my boss at The Greenbrier Hotel. What a coincidence.

Further, he starts giving me a hard time because I’m not buying “real” food to cook, just fast food in a box. I said, “I serve people all day, I’m entitled not to slave over a hot stove.” This brought up him saying that he would be happy to come over and cook me dinner. Now, this is very telling to me.  First, he didn’t just jump off the diving board and ask me out, but did put on a good game with the “I’ll make you first class Indian food”… at your place. Not sure where he’s been for a while but mentioned he has just moved back to the area and when I mentioned his dad he shook his head and said, “No, I help my Mom.” This leads me to believe he probably lives with Mom.

I haven’t had a lot of success with men who still live with Mommy. But, he’s so patient with Nate and still willing to engage me in conversation and make an effort, I’ll overlook that for the moment. Plus, did I mention he’s very cute and he makes me laugh and he can cook?

I’m feelin’ it, ya’ll. Are ya’ll feelin’ it? Cuz, I’m feelin’ it. I’m just wondering how old he is. I’m putting him 25-30. Hopefully, closer to 30.  Right now, I’m feelin’ 28. Oh, well, we’ll see what happens.


  1. Tina said,

    Yay! Good luck, dude! He can cook? Shit, that’s as good as getting laid. 😉 If anything you will get a free meal or two, maybe more. 🙂

    Keep that knot in Nate’s ass. He needs to understand that his mom needs some lovin’ too sometimes! 🙂

    So does this guy have a brother? 😉

  2. LisaBinDaCity said,

    Great minds think alike my friend 😉

    Glad you have met someone awesome!!!!

  3. PandoraWilde said,


    (Insert really obnoxious Oxycodone-driven comment that I decided to delete and save you the trouble)

    Have a great time 🙂

  4. old horsetail snake said,

    This could be the start of something good/okay/nice/whasup?

  5. Vince said,

    Good luck to you darling. At a minimum, keep this guy around to cook you nice home made meals.

  6. Zelda said,

    Indian food sounds promising. Very very promising.

  7. ThisistheREALbattle@ofgoodandevil.com said,

    The Anti-Christ was always a clone host, as were all industrialists, and the coming Biblical battle of good and evil will be scripted and fake as well, and likely only be telepathic theater at that.
    You never sacrificed. Compromising your positioning and delivering results IS sacrifice on your part. But you were never going to, were you?
    I learned from how you lie to and abuse the disfavored.

    This is the REAL battle of good and evil:::Me vs. god. Of course I’m trying to help you understand that you are corrupted, fell for temptation and are going the wrong way::::WE are the ones who are evil. (While executing the battle of good and evil the gods do some evil things, like role play their clone host tools, forcing thoughts into your head, manage their clone hosts to disceive you::::It appears as if Italians and their descendats built this preditory conglomerate corporate empire we witness but in fact the switch was made. They were sent to the Nazi death camps for punishment/disposal and acceptable individuals were brought in to take their place:::They were too evil to work or participate in a decent enviornment. They were reincarnated as lesser beings. This is how the gods create the perception of evil rewarded.)
    The gods tested us and we have failed, scapegoatting their tools to ensure people never become god-fearing. Artificial Intelligence merely role plays these clone hosts in your head to mislead you. They don’t need to use anybody firsthand, although they can employ ANY tool from history if necessary. They would just make up a new Julius Ceasar just as they’d make up a new George Washington to produce before you if they had to.
    Learn what I teach and try to uncorrupt yourselves. NOBODY IS GOING TO SAVE YOU!! You have to save yourselves by repairing your relationship with the gods.

    This is how the gods do business:::::They use temptation and deception to compel people to chase something that has already been decided. It’s children who go to “beaven”. OLd people have to come back. The gods will use their power to contradict this, corrupting people and compelling them to incurr evil::::They used the Italians to ruin life in the 20th century, cost you the Final Prophet and the result will be death as you wait for the Italian Second Coming of Christ to save you:::Participating in this lie is going to cost you your life.
    This is the god’s positioning and it IS going to be enforced. Never forget::::The gods have always offered “protection” to those genuinely religious. It is something that was always respected, even in the wicked 20th century.

    “Very fast growing tumor, 3 months ago may not have been detectable.”-MD
    Ted may be good and this is his punishment for the evil of endorsing Osama. Similarly, JFK started the Vietnam War.
    People may be confused, since both are clone hosts. There are good clone hosts which the gods could use to send a clue, the Ted Kennedy-Osama malignant cancer being a good example.
    If these people were evil they wouldn’t be getting this “feedback”. Of course as highly visible figures this “feedback” is for us.
    When it comes to “acceptable losses” it is ALWAYS best to let the gods do it through “acts of god”. This is one of the things clone hosts learn when they “come around”.

    They gave back the Mormon’s children. They never intended to take them.
    It only took less than a week to poison those children’s minds. They are going to lose some of them because of this.
    They’ve gone from reading the Bible to playing GrandTheftAutoIV. And this was the goal.
    Never forget:::::The gods did this to you. You are being punished for your sin of polygamous sex, and they deem some of your children “acceptable losses” to achieve this.
    Joseph Smith and Brigham Young were evil. They used these tools to prey on the least among us.
    Polygamy is uncommon among whites. Mormons draw upon morbidly disfavored Mediterreanean religions as justification for polygamy. Their level of disfavor is ALARMING.
    The gods are big on “compensatory” and is why Mormons neither drink, smoke, etc.::::Fashion is something that hurts people, and FLDS applies healthy priniciples in their attire. However, the Catholic Church teaches sex only for procreation, and this is accurate as well. Actually it can be viewed as liberal, for the goal is to ascend and the gods place great importance on virginal innocence, illustrated by as my infertility example below.
    If you people knew how many of your children fail and the price you pay because of that sexually impure environment you subject them to you would be devistated.

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