My new massaging slippers (which I can only wear for a very short period of time because they make me horny. As though I need that to happen.)
(Stay away from people like me.)
Viggo Mortensen in all his Russian accented glory in “Eastern Promises.” (I know what to do with all that horniness now.)
My felines enjoying a catnap on Mom’s new Lambie blanket, touted to be “The Sweetest, Softest Nap Blanket on Earth.” I concur.
(I’m just a driver.)
Viggo, slippers. Slippers, Viggo.
Merry Christmas to me.