Shop Talk – RATED XXX
I can always count on the guys at the shop to simultaneously gross me out and entertain me to the point of peeing on myself. Like today.
I have been ass deep in MLB replica t-shirts for a local little league to the point the guys wander back on occasion and make sure I haven’t had an avalache and am buried alive. Today I spent a lot of time in front of the 200 degree dryer, pulling shirts, counting shirts, folding shirts, and otherwise getting my exercise. I used this as an excuse to eat five ten freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.
Working with four men, you can imagine the shop talk can get quite raunchy at times and today was no exception. It started when Rich came out of the back room and said we needed to order seven additional extra-large pussy pink t-shirts for Patricia’s Pussy. The t-shirts are actually azalea (a totally pussy pink color) and the order was for Patricia’s Posse…
This degraded further into how the guys didn’t want extra large they wanted smalls, which degraded further into the size of pussies and exactly how far a pussy can stretch, then degraded further into fisting and the ability to actually clap en pussio, further degrading into Junior talking about tying a two by four to his ass so he doesn’t fall in, degreading further into vivid descriptions, but thankfully no reinactments, of a grotesque pornograhic scene where a pussy does in fact, swallow a man’s head… and not the one between his legs.
I laughed so hard I didn’t know whether I should cry or pee myself. Rich, who was especially descriptive with the grotesque pornagraphic scene, said, “It’s a good thing you don’t act like other girls.” I guess so. Then talk degraded into whether or not nudist camps were really a good idea and I mentioned that there was one in our state and I’d love to go up there to get a tan. Not that I want to mow my grass in the nude or anything but I would definitely like to take advantage of a clothing free society for the chance at not having tan lines.
The conversation ended with a discussion as to the shop dress code and the guys said they would not complain to the management if I chose to work topless during the hot summer months.
Bwhahahahahahahaha!
Dream on.
Oh yeah, here’s some earrings I made…
and this is an embroidered amulet. It isn’t finished yet… but here’s what I have so far.
And another view…
Anything Goes 
Jammie J. said,
April 20, 2007 at 1:59 am
I say before visiting a nudist camp, visit the ladies locker room in a local gym. No tan lines would be nice, but not at the cost of going blind. If you know what I mean.
Beth said,
April 20, 2007 at 9:30 am
All this xxx-rated talk has made me feel very eager to get the weekend started. 😉
cybele said,
April 20, 2007 at 10:26 am
Your work is GAH-JUS! …. and what’s the matter with azalea pink anyhow? (sniffs and walks away).
Vince said,
April 20, 2007 at 12:36 pm
As always, the work is lovely.
I agree with Cybele, what’s wrong with pussy pink? I’d much prefer just plain pussy, but hey…
If your shop goes topless I’m getting in my car and driving down immediately to place an order with you in person.
Aimee said,
April 20, 2007 at 2:05 pm
((sigh)) I used to work in an office with 17 guys and ME. Yeah, I miss those days. They were raunchy and fun. 🙂
brightonandbear said,
April 20, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Speaking of Hellacious days, turn on the news. My kids school is on lockdown, there’s a gunman on Nasa. Scary shite.
Michael said,
April 20, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Haha! It’s mostly women at my job, and they’re the raunchiest of all.
se7en said,
April 20, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Nice job on the jewelry, but we wanted to see some pictures of pussy pink t-shirts too! hehe 🙂
Tina said,
April 21, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Oh I love getting into those explicit conversations with guys! We can belch and fart and talk trash with the best of them girl!
Old Horsetail Snake said,
April 21, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Now, if we had what Hoss ordered you would be high-stylin’ in the beauty business.
LisaBinDaCity said,
April 22, 2007 at 9:12 am
I like your work!
restless angel said,
April 24, 2007 at 11:26 am
It’s far more amusing to roll with the punches, especially if you can make them stop in their tracks with comments of your own. Not that that’s ever happened to me or anything *grins devilishly*
PianoKeys said,
April 24, 2007 at 1:13 pm
I have the opposite problem at my job. out of 22 people, 3 are guys.
I wish the women conversations were as easy to enter into. Too much subtlety, body language, and assumptions. All of it unspoken. Too confusing.