Sinus Infection = Horse Pills

August 27, 2004 at 1:08 pm (Uncategorized)

I have a sinus infection. I know this because I have a lot of junk in my head that has nothing to do with my scrambled brains.
It has not gotten better in a week.
My left cheekbone and TM joint are so sore I feel like I’ve been slugged with a ballbat. Okay, maybe not that bad.
I’m having trouble opening my mouth, which some folks are probably thankful for.
They gave me a 10-day Augmentin XR pack.
1000 mg tablets, two tablets, twice a day.
These pills are huge.
They are 3/4 of an inch long and a little over 1/4 of an inch thick. I measured.
I measured because I do stuff like that.
Nanny cannot be naughty.
Not that I had hopes of being naughty.
This is how I got pregnant with Nate.
Nanny was naughty too soon after antibiotics.
I will not have sex for 60 days.
Not with a condom.
Not with foam.
Not with gel.
Vasectomy? Sorry.
I have not been on antibiotics since I got pregnant with Nate.
Whoever said lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same spot lied.
It happens.
All it takes is one + one.
That’s all.
I feel like an airline.
I now have blackout dates.
October 25th is go date.
Ironic — I got pregnant with Nate in October.
Nanny will not be naughty.
Nanny will be a very, very good girl.

16 Comments

  1. dougs510 said,

    Hey! I looked for your blog for two days. Damn, you never showed up and I’ll bet I went through 1000 blogs. I gotta lot to learn about this blogging thing. Kinda fun, but maybe adddddddddiiiiiiiiicccccciiiiivvvveee?????

    Yeah, probably so. I’m going to read your post now.

    CYA

  2. Inanna said,

    Doug — duuuude.. I posted a comment in your blog comments. My name is a direct link to my page. hee hee… love your heart. And yeah, its addictive… somebody get me an IV.

  3. fleece said,

    What the heck is going on with the previous posts’ comments? I wanted to tell you…wahahahahahaha!! I love it, the poem, I mean. heehee.

    I also laugh at the ‘blackout’ dates. Inanna, you are a freakin’ riot. Can’t wait to meet you. Get well soon.

  4. Cattiva said,

    Woo Hoo the comments are back!

    And keep saying to yourself: “Nanny will not be naughty..Nanny will be a good girl…Nanny…” Maybe a tape to play at night? Subliminal stuff.

    Good luck!

  5. Inanna said,

    Whoa!! Were my comments down??? Shame on Blogger or Bloopid (as in Blogger + Stoopid).

    Fleecey – I just thought no one liked it but glad you did. It was an honor to include you… wish I could have found a way to include everyone.

    Cattiva — Nanny will be a good, good girl.. just not good at it. I hope these horse pills work.

  6. evilsciencechick said,

    I couldn’t get to your comments either. I wanted to tell you that I would TOTALLY vote for that Judge for president!

    Sorry you’re feeling sickie poo. And sexless. Treat yourself to a new vibrator (damn, that’s my answer to everything! And I only own one!) and some wine (or booze of choice)!

    I’m driving to pittsburgh tomorrow! I’ll wave when we pass through west virginia – for 8 hours!

  7. Michael said,

    Sorry you’re not feeling well, Inanna. Don’t be too good.

  8. Inanna said,

    Regan — Bloopid was messing up obviously. I think I will write Judge Sparks a letter and encourage him. Nothing remotely resembling a penis will be near my vagina for the next 60 days, plastic or not.

    Mike — I have to be good… or I will name it after you.

  9. Zelda said,

    LOL! That’s how I got pregnant with the Eldest.

  10. pc said,

    Hey girl! Sorry to hear things are so messed up in you r head. Kepp pooping those pills though, you’ll get better.

    But 60 days with no sex?? That sux!

    Hope you get better soon.

  11. Anonymous said,

    But…but…plastic’s safe right? Surely you’re not dead. Just safe. Yes? Silicone? Batteries are our friends.

  12. Esther said,

    The comments on your previous still don’t work. Wanted to say the Judge just cracked me up. We need more people like him!
    Hope the sinus infection goes away quickly!

  13. Seeker said,

    Thats how I came by BAD2 and BAD3! LMFAO my fishies had on their battle armor and all lights were go! go! go!

  14. Inanna said,

    Zelda – Happens to the best of us!

    pc – are you blogging yet? Blog man!! Thanks… I’m not feeling much better yet though. I’m paranoid man… just paranoid.

    Anon – this will cause a huge gasp from the peanut gallery but I’m not fond of toys. I have a vibrator that is pretty dusty.

    Esther – Thank you dear. I hope I feel better soon too…. ugh. Judge Sparks for President!! Or did I already say that?

  15. Inanna said,

    Seeker — You said battle armor… or is that not funny???

  16. Seeker said,

    Im saying that they fought through the BC because it was weakened by the meds! ah feck nevermind 😛

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